I have an open mind, I have an open heart, but I tend to slam doors.

Ugh it hasn’t even been a week and I miss you. 

Okay. Controversial subject. Plugs bigger than a quarter gross me the fuck out. I’m sorry. I know a lot of people with plugs way bigger than that. But when they take the plugs out, they look like they have Dumbo’s saggy ears. How is that possibly attractive? AND THEY SMELL! EW.

Dumbo is a cute elephant. But you look like a saggy eared human……… awkward.